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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:56
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No go.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Then came..
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
—
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives